I don’t know what I’d do without Facebook, but I bet it would be something productive.
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I don’t know what I’d do without Facebook, but I bet it would be something productive.
January 4th, 2012
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I always lock the front door when I take a shower, because if a murderer broke in and heard me singing I’d be so embarassed.
January 2nd, 2012
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I always lock the front door when I take a shower, because if a murderer broke in and heard me singing I’d be so embarassed.
I get all my news and weather information from Facebook.
December 12th, 2011
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I get all my news and weather information from Facebook.
I got my test results back this morning and I’m shocked to find that I’ve been diagnosed with OCD. I’ve called the doctors 15 times to check if they’re correct.
November 10th, 2011
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I got my test results back this morning and I’m shocked to find that I’ve been diagnosed with OCD. I’ve called the doctors 15 times to check if they’re correct.

