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I don’t know what I’d do without Facebook, but I bet it would be something productive.

I don’t know what I’d do without Facebook, but I bet it would be something productive.

I always lock the front door when I take a shower, because if a murderer broke in and heard me singing I’d be so embarassed.

I always lock the front door when I take a shower, because if a murderer broke in and heard me singing I’d be so embarassed.

I get all my news and weather information from Facebook.

I get all my news and weather information from Facebook.

I got my test results back this morning and I’m shocked to find that I’ve been diagnosed with OCD. I’ve called the doctors 15 times to check if they’re correct.

I got my test results back this morning and I’m shocked to find that I’ve been diagnosed with OCD. I’ve called the doctors 15 times to check if they’re correct.

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