A balanced diet is a chocolate bar in each hand…or a coffee in each hand.
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A balanced diet is a chocolate bar in each hand…or a coffee in each hand.
March 8th, 2012
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If midnight snacks weren’t meant to be eaten why is there a light in the fridge?
January 17th, 2012
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If midnight snacks weren’t meant to be eaten why is there a light in the fridge?
I bet that if you understood Morse Code, tap dancers would drive you crazy.
January 4th, 2012
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I bet that if you understood Morse Code, tap dancers would drive you crazy.
Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship’s kitchen.
January 4th, 2012
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Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship’s kitchen.
I always lock the front door when I take a shower, because if a murderer broke in and heard me singing I’d be so embarassed.
January 2nd, 2012
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I always lock the front door when I take a shower, because if a murderer broke in and heard me singing I’d be so embarassed.
I get all my news and weather information from Facebook.
December 12th, 2011
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I get all my news and weather information from Facebook.
Marriage is like a kind of friendship that can be ruined by the police.
November 18th, 2011
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Marriage is like a kind of friendship that can be ruined by the police.
Freedom of speech is great, just as great as the freedom not to listen.
November 10th, 2011
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Freedom of speech is great, just as great as the freedom not to listen.
Build a man a fire he’s warm for a day, set a man on fire and he’s warm the rest of his life.
November 10th, 2011
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Build a man a fire he’s warm for a day, set a man on fire and he’s warm the rest of his life.
