If midnight snacks weren’t meant to be eaten why is there a light in the fridge?
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If midnight snacks weren’t meant to be eaten why is there a light in the fridge?
January 17th, 2012
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I bet that if you understood Morse Code, tap dancers would drive you crazy.
January 4th, 2012
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I bet that if you understood Morse Code, tap dancers would drive you crazy.
Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship’s kitchen.
January 4th, 2012
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Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship’s kitchen.
I always lock the front door when I take a shower, because if a murderer broke in and heard me singing I’d be so embarassed.
January 2nd, 2012
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I always lock the front door when I take a shower, because if a murderer broke in and heard me singing I’d be so embarassed.
Don’t be ridiculous, that’s my job.
December 31st, 2011
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Don’t be ridiculous, that’s my job.
Build a man a fire he’s warm for a day, set a man on fire and he’s warm the rest of his life.
November 10th, 2011
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Build a man a fire he’s warm for a day, set a man on fire and he’s warm the rest of his life.
Facebook is a lot like Jail. You sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don’t really know.
November 7th, 2011
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Facebook is a lot like Jail. You sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don’t really know.
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
November 7th, 2011
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I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
