A balanced diet is a chocolate bar in each hand…or a coffee in each hand.
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A balanced diet is a chocolate bar in each hand…or a coffee in each hand.
March 8th, 2012
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I bet that if you understood Morse Code, tap dancers would drive you crazy.
January 4th, 2012
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I bet that if you understood Morse Code, tap dancers would drive you crazy.
I always lock the front door when I take a shower, because if a murderer broke in and heard me singing I’d be so embarassed.
January 2nd, 2012
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I always lock the front door when I take a shower, because if a murderer broke in and heard me singing I’d be so embarassed.
Don’t be ridiculous, that’s my job.
December 31st, 2011
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Don’t be ridiculous, that’s my job.
A pessimistic candle is called a cantdle.
November 10th, 2011
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A pessimistic candle is called a cantdle.
When I was born I was so surprised, I was speechless for a year and a half!
November 7th, 2011
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When I was born I was so surprised, I was speechless for a year and a half!
