Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
Archive for the ‘Flirtatious Facebook Statuses’ Category
I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive but suicide’s a sin.
November 7th, 2011
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I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive but suicide’s a sin.
Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
November 7th, 2011
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Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
