If midnight snacks weren’t meant to be eaten why is there a light in the fridge?
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If midnight snacks weren’t meant to be eaten why is there a light in the fridge?
January 17th, 2012
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I don’t know what I’d do without Facebook, but I bet it would be something productive.
January 4th, 2012
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I don’t know what I’d do without Facebook, but I bet it would be something productive.
I bet that if you understood Morse Code, tap dancers would drive you crazy.
January 4th, 2012
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I bet that if you understood Morse Code, tap dancers would drive you crazy.
Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship’s kitchen.
January 4th, 2012
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Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship’s kitchen.
Don’t be ridiculous, that’s my job.
December 31st, 2011
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Don’t be ridiculous, that’s my job.
I know the voices in my head aren’t real, but they have some great ideas.
December 31st, 2011
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I know the voices in my head aren’t real, but they have some great ideas.
Are you still a know it all if you actually do know it all?
December 13th, 2011
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Are you still a know it all if you actually do know it all?
How many drugs did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill 2 and a half men.
December 12th, 2011
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How many drugs did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill 2 and a half men.
