If a woodchuck could chuck wood would a chuck chuck aw f#ck it.
Archive for the ‘Rude Facebook Statuses’ Category
If I actually spoke my mind I wouldn’t have any friends left.
December 12th, 2011
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If I actually spoke my mind I wouldn’t have any friends left.
Sorry I missed you, please stand still next time!
November 18th, 2011
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Sorry I missed you, please stand still next time!
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
November 7th, 2011
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Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
I decided I wanted to burn a lot of calories today so I lit a fat kid on fire!
November 7th, 2011
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I decided I wanted to burn a lot of calories today so I lit a fat kid on fire!
I Never Forget a Face
October 21st, 2011
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I never forget a face..but in your case I’ll make an exception.

