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If a woodchuck could chuck wood would a chuck chuck aw f#ck it.

If a woodchuck could chuck wood would a chuck chuck aw f#ck it.

If I actually spoke my mind I wouldn’t have any friends left.

If I actually spoke my mind I wouldn’t have any friends left.

Sorry I missed you, please stand still next time!

Sorry I missed you, please stand still next time!

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

I Never Forget a Face

I never forget a face..but in your case I’ll make an exception.

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