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I don’t know what I’d do without Facebook, but I bet it would be something productive.
January 4th, 2012
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I always lock the front door when I take a shower, because if a murderer broke in and heard me singing I’d be so embarassed.
January 2nd, 2012
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I always lock the front door when I take a shower, because if a murderer broke in and heard me singing I’d be so embarassed.
How many drugs did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill 2 and a half men.
December 12th, 2011
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How many drugs did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill 2 and a half men.
Absolute true love is being able to hate the same things together.
December 10th, 2011
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Absolute true love is being able to hate the same things together.
If people listened to themselves more often, they would talk less.
December 10th, 2011
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If people listened to themselves more often, they would talk less.
