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I bet that if you understood Morse Code, tap dancers would drive you crazy.
January 4th, 2012
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I bet that if you understood Morse Code, tap dancers would drive you crazy.
I always lock the front door when I take a shower, because if a murderer broke in and heard me singing I’d be so embarassed.
January 2nd, 2012
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I always lock the front door when I take a shower, because if a murderer broke in and heard me singing I’d be so embarassed.
It’s weird to think 99% people use their cell phones as a flashlight.
December 12th, 2011
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It’s weird to think 99% people use their cell phones as a flashlight.
After I die don’t put R.I.P on my headstone, put BRB.
December 12th, 2011
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After I die don’t put R.I.P on my headstone, put BRB.
To my surprise, I’m not actually a Jedi.
November 18th, 2011
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To my surprise, I’m not actually a Jedi.
